Monday, October 02, 2006

Scarlett Johansson

I can't stand her. She irritates the hell outta me.

Yeah, it's *probably* jealousy on some level, but knowing that doesn't make her any less irritating.

Damn her hair and her skin and her boobs. Especially her boobs. They *really* irritate me.

And how the hell does someone who's only 21 carry herself with such grace and sophistication? I mean, c'mon. That's just not normal.

If anyone has video of her tripping or stumbling, please let me know. Until I see that I will simply believe that she is not human. She's really like the alien from Species. I'm sure of it.

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